Thursday, 30 October 2008

Ruskin V's Whistler


James Abbott McNeill Whistler - Nocturne in Black and Gold: The Falling Rocket (1875)

Whistler's Nocturnes — many of them products of night-time adventures in rowing boats on the Thames — are ghostly, bottle-green affairs, almost suspiciously decorative and utterly seductive. In 1877 Ruskin denounced Nocturne in Black and Gold: The Falling Rocket, accusing Whistler of "flinging a pot of paint in the public's face". Whistler sued for libel and won — but, since he was awarded only a farthing in damages, the affair bankrupted him.

Monday, 27 October 2008

Wartime Atrocities

Benjamin's death was just the thin end of the wedge as far as wartime atrocity was concerned. Here's an account of events in Poland, when the Red Army stormed Budapest. An orgy of rape took place, including an event recounted by a Hungarian named Ivan. He explains how Russian soldiers found a 17 year-old maid in a cellar crowded with terrified people. As they dragged her off she pleaded to the rest of the people; "Please help me. Help me". Everyone was frozen - stone. This was a terrible moment. Then the owner of the house, a retired military officer, started to talk to the maid. "Please make this sacrifice for the sake of your country. And with this you will be able to save the other women here who will never forget you." The Russians dragged the girl upstairs. Later she was thrown back into the cellar sobbing and appallingly abused. The others in the cellar "didn't even dare to look at her."

Thursday, 23 October 2008

Palsy Benjamin

Getting out of going to war: Benjamin pretended to be a palsy victim. He rehearsed very carefully the trembling of a palsy victim and succeeded in fooling the army doctors.
A year later he had to be checked again; this time he drank very strong black coffee for days on end. The coffee brought on shortness of breath, red eyes, trembling, double vision and slurred speech. He gained another reprieve.

English News Headlines

One question The Leeds Arcades Projects is often asked is; "Where can i get a transcript of the very latest radio news?". Always happy to oblige; here is today's:-

Today. News Headlines 23.10.08. 7.32am

The Business Secretary, Lord Mandelson and the Chancellor, Alistair Darling are meeting the Chief Executives of Britain’s leading banks to discuss the plight of small businesses. The Government wants to see lending to small firms increased back up to 2007 levels.

There were more stock market falls overnight in Far Eastern markets. Traders in London will discover in half an hours time if the 100 index is in for another day of decline in prices, following yesterdays 4.5% slump.

Sex and relationship education should be made compulsory in schools in England, could be made compulsory. The Government is expected to announce the move this morning as the result of a detailed review.

Food shortages in Zimbabwe appear to be worsening; because of the countries severe economic problems. Our correspondent has visited the country says that this years harvest is the worst on record; with some families forced to live on wild fruit and roots.

Efforts to cut violent crime have been hampered by the Home Office’s failure to provide long term guaranteed funding for crime reduction projects, according to MP’s on the Public Accounts Committee. Ministers say action is already underway to address the committees concerns.

Swinton Council, in Wiltshire has voted to stop paying for speed cameras. It’s believed to be the first council in England to withdraw funding for the camera’s which are described as a blatant tax on the motorist.

The trade union Unite is planning a protest outside a site in Nottinghamshire where a new gas fired power station is been built for N-Power. The union says that a Spanish contractor is insisting on employing only foreign workers. The company denies the claims and says it’s actively seeking to employ UK staff.

A British team is hoping to build the world’s fastest car, which will travel at 1,000 miles an hour. Scientist and engineers have been working on the project in secret, and now hope to attract financial backing. If all goes to plan, the jet and rocket powered car will be built next year and a record attempt made by 2011.

Slave Ship

It was in 2046 that the Leeds Arcades Projects found themselves aboard the Slave Ship headed for the Penal Colony on the Moon. Benjamin had considered himself dead in 1939, and had since been only half alive. Being a slave of the Prada Meinhoff Gang didn’t seem to matter to him atall. At this point in his life Ruskin hadn’t spoken in over 8 years and his diary entries had become so unhinged that it looked as if he was virtually catatonic. Flaubert had been in a flurry of sexual mania for the last 3 years and aboard the ship had been taking out his frustrations by dry humping any and every nook and cranny. Only Lomay could help them now, as they sped towards the hell that was awaiting them.

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

Suicide

Benjamin had an inclination towards suicide, having attempted it (or threatened it) several times before his final, successful attempt. Usually it was a woman that caused suicidal thoughts, not Nazi’s, as on his final go.

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Benjamin - Anti-Capitalist

Benjamin opposed consumerism, fashion, the thirst for acquisition, indeed, capitalism itself. The Arcades were the most clear representation of capitalism that could be found. The shopping arcades of Leeds today, are equally as odious. Any right thinking person should clearly oppose them, and in the words of the Baader-Meinhoff, LFA, ULC, manifesto, “Destroy all trace of this miserable fantasy passed off to us as the only reality”. For Benjamin the labyrinthine structure of the Arcades caused a “downward pull; once inside, the spectator is seized, drawn into a convoluted world with no visible or predictable existence.”

Monday, 20 October 2008

Stereoscope

Walter went to Riga looking for Asja. He didn’t tell her he was coming, for fear that she would tell him not to. He had no knowledge of where she lived nor any plan to find her other than to just wander around until he found her.

“I appeared in Riga to see a woman. Her house, the city, the language were unfamiliar to me. Nobody was waiting for my arrival, and nobody knew me. For a couple of hours I wandered the streets alone. It was the only time they were ever so empty. From each gate a flame shot, each cornerstone spraying sparks, and each streetcar raced towards me like a fire engine. Somehow, it was important that, of the two of us, I be the one who saw the other first. She could torch me with those eyes, which were matches. Had she touched me first, I’d have exploded.”

Sunday, 19 October 2008

William Hazlitt


William Hazlitt was an English critic, grammarian and philosopher. He is considered one of the greatest critics in English and was a key influence on Ruskin.


The young Hazlitt rarely felt comfortable in the society of women, especially those of the upper and middle classes. Tormented by sexual desires, he sought the company of prostitutes and "loose women" of lower social and economic strata. During his last stay in Keswick with Coleridge, his actions led to a near disastrous blunder. He went to a nearby pub, had a little too much to drink and tried to chat up a local girl. When she made an impudent remark, Hazlitt inexplicably threw her over his knee, lifted up her skirts and spanked her bottom. He fled to Coleridge's house with a gang of locals in pursuit, intent on revenge. Coleridge and Southey smuggled him out of town under cover of darkness. They took him to Wordsworth's Dove Cottage where he hid out for a bit until he could escape the Lakes. This event strained his relationship with Coleridge and Wordsworth, which was already coming apart at the seams for other reasons

Yukie Kawamura

Click on the tag opposite to hear a track by the band Flesheaters, which was written for the Leeds Arcades Projects aborted film. The film was to star Japonese idol, Yukie Kawamura as Lomay Chang. Here we see Yukie in one of the outfits she was to wear in the film. The name of the track is Yukie Kawamura.


Friday, 17 October 2008

The great book of the future

Benjamin: "The great book of the future will consist of fragments torn from the body of other work; it is a reassembly, a patchwork quilt of meanings already accomplished. The great critic of the future will remain silent, gesturing firmly but himself unable, or unwulling, to speak."

Monday, 13 October 2008

Fritz Heinle

Benjamin's best mate when he was young was Fritz Heine.He killed himself in a suicide pact with his girlfriend, on the outbreak of WWI. In their suicide note they stated that they had killed themselves because they did not wish to live in a world where "human beings destroyed other human beings, in the name of morality."

Breasts like exotic fruit

Benjamin once described his wife, Dora as having breasts "hanging like exotic fruit from the tree of her body". That he said this infront of her parents, made it even more remarkable.

Books are shit

Of all the ways of acquiring books, writing them oneself is often regarded as the most praiseworthy method.....Writers are merely people who write books, not because they are poor and cannot afford them, but because they are dissatisfied with the volumes they could buy in a bookshop. - Benjamin

Thursday, 9 October 2008

The Benjamin Family in London

Before the War, Benjamin's wife, Dora, and his son, Stefan managed to escape to London. They had escaped from Vienna in the spring of 1938, and were living in Islington. What became of them after the war? Benjamin would find out, in Into the Rip, No.13, to his eternal regret.

Sunday, 5 October 2008

That Weekend in 1921

One weekend in 1921, with Walters marriage to Dora collapsing, Ernst Schoen came to stay. Schoen was an old school friend of Walters; he was a poet, musician and translator. Dora fell immediately in love with him. Another visitor that weekend was the sculptress, Jula Cohn. With his wife clearly infatuated with Schoen, Walter developed an attraction to Jula. She, however, found him "not attractive as a man". Well, you can imagine how that weekend must have panned out.

Ruskin - Carlyle - Benjamin

Ruskin's great hero was writer and social reformer, Carlyle. Benjamin thought that Carlyle was the "worst sort of Englishman - dogmatic, rude, and meglomaniac."

Benjamin's Brother

Walter had a brother; Georg, who lived in Berlin. As a Jew, he was taken into "protective custody" in 1933, by the Nazis. Five years later he was transferred to a penitentiary in Wilsnak, where he was forced to build roads.

GigSoc Pete

The Leeds Arcades Projects was once ridiculed by that most preposterous of figures, GigSoc Pete, whilst the Leeds Arcades Projects was naked in bed with his girlfriend. GigSoc Pete came in and started asking The Leeds Arcades Projects if he had read all his books, going from book to book, in an effort to embarrass The Leeds Arcades. Of course The Leeds Arcades was young and unprepared, but should of course have quoted the answer Anatole France gave to a philistine who admired his library and then finished with the standard question “And you have read all these books, Monsieur France? “Not one tenth of them. I don’t suppose you use your serves China every day?” (although i wouldn't imagine GigSoc Pete was using posh China back in those days. Probably is now though; the fucking posh git).

Unpacking my Library

"Now I am on the last half-emptied case and it is way past midnight. Other thoughts fill me than the ones I am talking about—not thoughts but images, memories. Memories of the cities in which I found so many things: Riga, Naples, Munich, Danzig, Moscow, Florence, Base!, Paris; memories of Rosenthal’s sumptuous rooms in Munich, of the Danzig Stockturm, where the late Hans Rhaue was domiciled, of Sussengut’s musty book cellar in North Berlin; memories of the rooms where these books had been housed, of my student’s den in Munich, of my room in Bern, of the solitude of Iseitwald on the Lake of Brienz, and finally of my boyhood room, the former location of only four or five of the several thousand voiumes that are piled up around me. 0 bliss of the collector, bliss of the man of leisure!"

David Cameron goes jogging, but walks when out of view of the press

I am unpacking my library. Yes, I am. The books are not yet on the shelves, not yet touched by the mild boredom of order. I cannot march up and down their ranks to pass them in review before a friendly audience. You need not fear any of that. Instead, I must ask you to join me in the disorder of crates that have been wrenched open, the air saturated with the dust of wood, the floor covered with torn paper, to join me among piles of volumes that are seeing davlight again after two years of darkness, so that you may be ready to share with me a bit of the mood - it is certainly not an elegiac mood but, rather, one of anticipation - which these books arouse in a genuine collector. For such a man is speaking to you, and on closer scrutiny he proves to be speaking only about himself. Would it not be presumptuous of me if, in order to appear convincingly objective and down-to-earth, I enumerated for you the main sections or prize pieces of a library, if I presented you with their history or even their usefulness to a writer? I, for one, have in mind something less obscure, something more palpable than that; what I am really concerned with is giving you some insight into the relationship of a book collector to his possessions, into collecting rather than a collection. If I do this by elaborating on the various ways of acquiring books, this is something entirely arbitrary. This or any other procedure is merely a dam against the spring tide of memories which surges toward any collector as he contemplates his possessions. Every passion borders on the chaotic, but the collector's passion borders on the chaos of memories. More than that: the chance, the fate, that suffuse the past before my eyes are conspicuously present in the accustomed confusion of these books. For what else is this collection but a disorder to which habit has accommodated itself to such an extent that it can appear as order? You have all heard of people whom the loss of their books has turned into invalids, or of those who in order to acquire them became criminals. These are the very areas in which any order is a balancing act of extreme precariousness. "The only exact knowledge there is," said Anatole France, "is the knowledge of the date of publication and the format of books." And indeed, if there is a counterpart to the confusion of a library, it is the order of its catalogue.


ActualIy, inheritance is the soundest way of acquiring a collection. For a collector's attitude toward his possessions stems from an owner's feeling of responsibility toward his property. Thus it is, in the highest sense, the attitude of an heir, and the most distinguished trait of a collection will always be its transmissibility. You should know that in saying this I fully realize that my discussion of the mental climate of collecting will confirm many of you in your conviction that this passion is behind the times, in your distrust of the collector type. Nothing is further from my mind than to shake either your conviction or your distrust. But one thing should be noted: the phenomenon of collecting loses its meaning as it loses its personal owner. Even though public collections may be less objectionable socially and more useful academically than private collections, the objects get their due only in the latter. I do know that time is running out for the type that I am discussing here and have been representing before you a bit ex officio. But, as Hegel put it, only when it is dark does the owl of Minerva begin its flight. Only in extinction is the collector comprehended.


O bliss of the collector, bliss of the man of leisure! Of no one has less been expected, and no one has had a greater sense of well-being than the man who has been able to carry on his disreputable existence in the mask of Spitzweg,'s "Bookworm." For inside him there are spirits, or at least little genii, which have seen to it that for a collector - and I mean a real collector, a collector as he ought to be - ownersliip is the most intimate relationship that one can have to objects. Not that they come alive in him; it is he who lives in them. So I have erected one of his dwellings, with books as the building stones, before you, and now he is going to disappear inside, as is only fitting.

Kelly Osbourne begins Charm Offensive

Benjamin: "there are spirits, or at least little genii, which have seen to it that for the collector . . . ownership is the most intimate relationship one can have to objects. Not that they come alive in him; it is he who lives in them. So I have erected one of his dwellings, with books as the building stones, before you, and now he is going to disappear inside, as is only fitting."

Unpacking my Library

"I am unpacking my library. Yes, I am," Walter Benjamin declares at the opening of his essay, "Unpacking My Library." He's standing among the packing crates that have held his books for two years. A failed marriage, the inability to land an academic position, the uncertain life as a freelance writer, and political instability meant Benjamin led a peripatetic life, so reacquainting himself with his books must have been an immense relief and a great pleasure. The order in chaos quality of the collection, the way fate and the passions play themselves out in the private library, had special meaning for Benjamin. He even points out that people have gone crazy, or were reduced to a life of crime, when deprived of their books.

The Leeds Arcades Projects Are Back

More hilarious fun from those rebellious scamps The Leeds Arcades Projects


Kafka, CEO

After the recent revelation that, far from been an outsider, Kafka was a sociable fellow who liked porn, now we can reveal that Franz was not a lowly clerk as thought. He was in fact a high ranking insurance lawyer who was at one point appointed as temporary CEO of his firm.

Saturday, 4 October 2008

Young Walter Benjamin

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Portbou Memorial

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Who Killed Walter Benjamin?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NRXRNUkYLTk
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